a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore. - Kurt Vonnegut (via sunst0ne)
Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again. - Unknown (via kokaiini)
You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly. - Unknown (via hplyrikz)